FREE: Two Douglas Fir Trees in Sooke, British Columbia for sale

I bought two saplings, the exact same height, four years ago for $40. One (with two trunks) grew like stink and now it's six feet tall. The other is only three feet tall but it's healthy and is ready for a growth spurt. Of course, I'm proud of their success, but have you seen a full-grown Douglas Fir? I just did and realized I'm a lunatic for putting something so massive in my tiny front garden, twice over.
Before I get out the saw I thought maybe someone with an acreage or ten might want them. So if you'd care to dig them up—BOTH of them—they are yours.
(Yes, both trees, or none.)
(No, I will not deliver them to you.)